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[i dedicate this blog to a girl who sent me the nicest message ever complimenting my blogs; i hope this makes your day :)]

so the other day my friend updated her status talking about people and their privacy issues on facebook and i figured this would make a blog; so here goes nothin.

i cannot understand the people who have [example] Jimmy John Smith as their name on facebook when their real name is James Johnson with a fake default picture of like a cartoon or something. clearly they dont want people to find them which is okay. but then when you read further INTO their facebook you noticed they have their home address, email address, and telephone number. something is wrong here lmao. if you wanna be that private to the point where you change your name AND picture what the hell is your damn phone number and address doing on facebook?

people are crazy nowadays. someone will get your number and address and come to your house and you WILL end up on the back of a milk carton someday and i wont feel bad since you decided to be a jackass about it lmao.

another thing annoys me is people who block other people from being able to search them. now, again what the HELL is the point of having a damn facebook if ya ass gotta be that damn private? some people just go overboard with this whole privacy thing, acting like they obama and shyt!

or what about the people who block their wall? if you dont have a wall you basically do NOT have a facebook..lol the facebook wall is wear the drama goes down lmao..its where you get all the gossip and so forth…

to make a long blog short, when it comes down to it there is no such thing as privacy on facebook. if you gotta block people from searching you, change your name, block your wall, and all that other nonsense maybe facebook isnt the place for you! plus there is no such thing as privacy if people not watching you through facebook ..they are watching you other ways [muahahaha]

let me start off by saying: i have soo many friends who have kids, trust me i love them all and you all know that. so nothing in this blog has anything to do with your kids :) i love all my babies..

now i know im not a mother so i guess i shouldnt be judging other peoples kids until i have my own. but damnit i have two cats so i am somewhat a mom lmao

there is nothing more that gets under my skin than bad ass kids. when i say bad ass kids i mean the kind that are acting a damn fool in public.

there is nothing more irritating then when im out shopping and kids are running around knocking shit over. like cmon you are not in a damn zoo you are in a store. then to top it ALL OFF you have the parents that just stand there and do nothing. honestly you need to watch your lil future bin laden cuz that shit is annoying

i think what makes it harder to deal with is knowing you cant beat no ones child lmao. if i could, that would be easy. i know the other day this child was running around and i ended up bumping into him and he just fell FLAT on the ground and said thats why ya lil ass shoulda stayed still and i kept moving.

i guess im somewhat of a hypocrite. i be damned if someone knocks my child over and keeps it moving. whether they were bouncing around like a monkey or not. lolol but still i was frustrated!

[sorry; cannot use a picture for this one..im pretty sure tumblr will take it down lmao]

…&& im keeping this blog short, sweet, and straight to the point …

for one, i thought EVERY female shaved “down there” but boyyy was i wrong.. when i worked at Davids Bridal i used to see some jungle coochies!! to make matters even worse they had underwear on but you would see the afro popping out the sides lmfao i just cant. no im not a perv lol you just cant help but notice when a girl looks like she got afro man hiding in her thong lmfao.

some people say for religious reasons they dont shave? really, someone gotta tell me where in the bible does it say “thou shall not shave thy cooch” ??? please show me and i will personally apologize to god! the nerve of these females using Jesus to excuse their jungleness..lmao

besides it not being attractive, it just isnt sanitary to have a bush growing there..like thats not normal..your lips need to breathe!!

if you look down and ya shyt looks like you can put a perm to it and braid it ..thats waaay too much lmao..

“what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? if we dont get some support, people are gunna think we’re nuts” LMFAO

im telling you the hot mess in females REALLY comes out in the summer time. i guess its because of the heat and not being able to cover things up like we do in the winter. but there is NO excuse to be walking around with NO bra on and a tight ass tank top with ya 44 DD’s dragging the floor lmao….

to all my ladies i dont care if you are a DD,C, or even a AA (little tities can sag too!) wear a damn bra! unless ya got fake ones that dont sag throw on a bra. its not cute to be going out with ya nipples peircing through ya shirt looking like two bullets.

i just cannot stand to see no girl walkin with saggy droopy ass tits that look like they hit her knees when she walks lmao..i just cant.

LMAO! ahahah..

see i love the summer. it gives me tons of blog topics because you see the most OUTRAGEOUS things. some people just have no damn shame especially when it’s hot outside.

i dont care how HOT it is outside, its important that everyone dresses according to their size (weight) if you look like precious after she stole the bucket of chicken why the HELL are you wearing a bikini. like there are no words for this madness. its to the point where they look like they are not wearing any bottom because all 78 of their stomachs are covering it. i mean come on now.

and fellas dont think you excluded from this. there is NOTHING cute about a dude wearing swim shorts with your big ass gut pouring over the waisteband lmao..and forget those dudes who wear speedos with their little janks poking out when they get out the water LMAO..i jus cant!

big gut look like it can be used as a float lmao!

big ass dont even need to be at the beach..got people mistaken you for shamu!!! thats why i dont go to the beach. i be damned if i got little kids chasing me screaming “WILLY HAS BEEN FREEEEEED!!!!” lmfao!

omg, and who said whales cant live out the ocean . . ?

(view the picture above for those of you who do not know what camletoe is)

ladies i know its summer time and its been really hot out lately. but i can promise you wearing tight ass shorts will not keep you or ya coochie warm!

there is just no reason for females to be wearing tight ass pussy squeezers, coochie crunchers whatever you wanna call them; damnn let ya shyt breathe!

rule #1 if someone is looking at ya stuff and ya lips look like they can have a conversation that means ya pants are toooo tight lmfao

if you insist on wearing tight shorts i bet you will be the first one at rite aid with a box of monistat in your hands lmao…

its not healthy, nor cute.